Editor's note -- al-Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri criticized road and bridges in the United States on Thursday, according to The Onion.
|Ayman al-Zawahiri criticizing U.S. bridges|
"We want to turn your bridges into rubble, but if we claimed credit for making them collapse, nobody would ever believe us.
"We'd really just be doing you a favor because then you'd actually have to rebuild them," al-Zawahiri added.
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