Friday, April 1, 2011

China syndrome

Editor's note --  The below performance index indicates China is an annoying 
over-achiever. The Editor is in complete agreement with the commenter.

shibakoen wrote:
I'm sorry, but as a Southerner, I think our porch-swinging performance figures are being held artificially low by those amateurs up North. I venture to say their porch swings are purely ornamental.

 k. a. gardner 
United States and China: Overtaking 
-- Performance Index: Competitive Lawn-Mowing



  1. I'll have to go shunt a donut and fly the finger on high to all the friend defrienders worldwide.

  2. I'm still porch swinging. I feel it my duty to compensate for Northern amateurs.


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