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"Don't look at me in that tone of voice."

- DOROTHY PARKER

No Brainer

 Editor's note --  The Real Harry Reid.

The Wrongest Man To Ever 

Utter The Phrase "Fiscal Cliff" 

While John Boehner 

Shoots Daggers From His Eyeballs.

(AP) Democrats Toughen Stance On Trimming Benefits 

"Folks, I Can Tell You"

Editor's note --  The Real Joe Biden.

The Wrongest Man To Ever 
Utter Wrong Things For 
Four More Years.

This picture of Joe Biden was not in The Onion. 

The Vice President on the campaign trail in Wisconsin 

Photo: Getty

Not One Single Day!

Editor's note -- Diamond Joe has never been proud to be Vice President, although he did look sharp in his lucky debate suit. 

Via Mediaite and forwarded to The Onion:

Speaking before a campaign rally this afternoon, Vice President Joe Biden made a bit of an unfortunate gaffe.

“I’ll tell you what,” he said to the Wisconsin crowd, “there’s never been a day in the last four years I’ve been proud to be his vice president.”

Without realizing that he had essentially just said he despises being President Barack Obama‘s vice president, Biden smiled and continued: “Not one single day. Not one single day.”

Watch below:

Joe Biden: 'There's Never Been A Day In The Last Four Years I've Been Proud To Be His Vice President'

 http://mediaite.com/a/tuybr  cc:@TheOnion