Time immemorial.

Roger Ebert
Chicago
Web: http://rogerebert.suntimes.com
Bio: Film critic since time immemorial. My blog: http://j.mp/51Rkoe

RT @ebertchicago "Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain
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Also, 1883, Brooklyn Bridge Opens RT @HistoryChannel THIS DAY IN HISTORY, 1738, The Methodist Church is established. http://bit.ly/d6sqvK
10:06 AM May 24th via web

@TPCSawgrass Final ~ So. Africa gives the lads a lesson

SATURDAY May 8th

Water Balls !?! RT @PGATOUR 17 balls in the water at No.17 so far this week. Don't miss ANY MORE with LIVE@17 online: http://bit.ly/livegolf

PONTE VEDRA BEACH, Fla. -- No. 1 question was broached. RT @PGATOUR Mickelson focused on victory, not No. 1 http://bit.ly/afYLut #golf

RT @PGATOUR Heath Slocum birdied 11 & 12 and has overtaken Lee Westwood at @2010PLAYERS. Slocum leads by two shots at -15. -- #TPCSawgrass

SUNDAY May 9th

RT @PGATOUR Chip-in eagle on the 2nd from 90 feet moves Robert Allenby to the lead at -14. His playing partner Westwood birdies to match the score.

@pgoss Westwood -15

#TPCSawgrass! RT @pgoss Watch out for Clark.. tied for the lead!

RT @2010PLAYERS Either one of the 3 guys (Westwood, Clark or Allenby) at the top of PLAYERS leaderboard deserve to win. Get 'er done. /via @DonKramerPGA

Mail Online: Head Prefect Lee Westwood gives the lads a lesson at the #Players Championship http://bit.ly/bDQv17

RT @PGATOUR Tim Clark parred the 18th hole to post a 5-under 67 in the final round of @2010PLAYERS. At -16, he holds a two-shot lead.

RT @2010PLAYERS There haven't been many tee shots in the water at 17 this week, but we just saw the most costly. Westwood comes up short and wet. /@PGATOUR

RT @2010PLAYERS Tim Clark (-16) earns his first PGA TOUR win at @2010PLAYERS. /via @PGATOUR

RT @PGATOUR The South African flag is already flying at the Circle of Champions at @TPCSawgrass. Closing ceremony will be live on NBC /via @2010PLAYERS

We're Acting Now

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#WhoDat RT @BobbyJindal Local leaders know best ... and BP fund their plans. We're not waiting - we're acting now. http://twurl.cc/2slp


Needed for assembly: "One wormhole, ..." RT @spacefuture Stephen Hawking's "Time-Travel Instruction Kit" #space http://bit.ly/aWWhbr


Celebrities in unitards that sparkle onstage? Yes! @ladygaga! http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/a-line/j-lo-and-lady-gaga-catsuit-twins/467/?nc

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The Chocolate Factory

This happened Tuesday afternoon ~~~


Aargh! I commented like a PYRATE on this link! RT @captainswallow "Dear Mr. Mayor - AN OPEN LETTER TO MITCH LANDRIEU http://bit.ly/b38j3C


I deserve to retweet myself !! RT @captainswallow @flipsideflorida "Willie Nagin and the Chocolate City" ROTFL



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k.a.gardner:
I remember seeing a T-shirt on Decatur St. which I should have bought. It was hilarious - stylized to look like Johnny Depp's "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"

"Willie Nagin and the Chocolate City".


captainswallow:
11. Listen to all the people, all the time...especially the ones who have nothing to gain from kissing yer behind.

12. Live up to at least half the good yer Daddy did and it'll be 5x the amount anyone has done since

13. BE the Mayor that New Orleans needs


k.a.gardner:
AVAST ME HEARTIES!

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Churchill Downs

Kentucky Derby 2010: Mint Julep Recipes, Odds of Horses, #DerbyHats for Churchill Downs - ABC News: http://bit.ly/dywKM1

UPDATE:

RT @nytimes NYT NEWS ALERT: Super Saver Wins the Kentucky Derby #CalvinBorel "Never gets old, sweetie"


April 30th Forgotten Tweet:

#UselessFriday Factoid: 7-Eleven’s Impulse Shoppers Fuel Recovery for Hershey, PepsiCo http://www.bloomberg.com/bb/n/aGHBJBw8pw_M