Sunday, March 18, 2012

Manning Wears a Jersey

Editor's Note -- This finger painting by the Jaguars doesn't really mean they want Peyton Manning for their quarterback. They just don't want him to go to the Tennessee Titans and stay in the AFC South. 

Related:  THE ONIONS SPORTS NEWSWIRE -- Bronco's Manning Strategy Mostly Just Fantasizing About Accidents That Could Happen To Tim Tebow.

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via  - Adorable  Mail Peyton Manning Picture They Fingerpainted Of Him Wearing Jacksonville Jersey 




Sunday, March 11, 2012

Seasick at @SXSW

Editor's note -- "Every March, thousands of young, jeans-wearing techies, filmmakers and musicians descend upon @SXSW in Austin, Texas, harboring dreams of getting noticed and hitting it big." 


Last year, Third Man Records made Jack White play in a parking lot to introduce their newest recording artist ...

Seasick Steve  


This year Jack White plays The Stage On Sixth on Friday, March 16th from 11:45pm - 12:30am without any help from Steve. 


Sunday, March 4, 2012

USS Tennesee Missile Launch 2012

Editor's note -- DASO (Demonstration And Shakedown Operation) from the USS Tennessee somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean off the East Coast of Florida (probably near Cocoa Beach). 




Wanna see a Trident II D5 launch from an Ohio-class ballistic missile ? Me too. 



Monday, February 27, 2012

"And it not even my birthday"

Editor's note --  This "Birthday Cake" interlude from Rihanna's Talk That Talk album is posted to remind the Editor that her birthday is tomorrow (and to forget how old she's going to be).



Rihanna has 14,072,589 Twitter followers.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

King Cake

Editor's note -- You can't have a Mardi Gras party 
without a King Cake adapted from
 Emeril Legasse's recipe. 
There's usually supposed to be 
a tiny plastic baby inside the cake 
but the Editor is not sure 
what Emeril would use instead. 

King Cake (adapted from Emeril Legasse)
for the cake
1/2 cup warm water
4 1/2 teaspoons active dry yeast
1/2 cup, plus two teaspoons granulated sugar
4 cups all-purpose flour, plus some extra set aside
2 teaspoons salt
1 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1 teaspoon cinnamon
zest of one lemon
zest of one orange
1 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1/2 cup warm milk
1/2 cup melted butter
5 egg yolks
King cake baby
for the glaze and decoration
1 1/2 cups powdered sugar
3 tablespoons lemon juice
1 tablespoon water
Purple, gold, and green sugar crystals

In a bowl, mix the yeast, warm water, and two teaspoons of sugar. Set aside some place warm for 15 minutes.
After the yeast mixture has sat for 15 minutes, combine in the the bowl of your mixer or in a large mixing bowl the flour, the remaining granulated sugar, salt, nutmeg, cinnamon, the lemon and orange zest, the milk, the butter, the egg yolks, and the yeast mixture. Mix until the ingredients are combined.
Knead the dough on a lightly floured surface. As you knead, work in a little bit more flour until the dough isn’t sticky (It shouldn’t take much). Knead until the dough is smooth, then transfer the dough to a well-greased bowl. Cover with a wet towel and set aside for 1.5 hours.
Return the dough to the floured work surface and punch it down. Then roll it into a long cylinder. On a greased cookie sheet, shape it into a ring, taking care to work the ends into one another to form a continuous ring. Place a large tomato can in the center of the ring, cover with the towel again and wait 40-45 minutes. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.
After the dough has risen, bake for about 30 minutes or until the cake is golden brown.
Cool for thirty minutes, then make the glaze by combining the powdered sugar, and two tablespoons each of water and lemon juice. Mix well. Drizzle the glaze over the cake and then sprinkle with the sugar crystals.
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k. a. gardner @karenagardner   Mardi Gras Foods: 15 Cajun and Creole recipes for #FatTuesdaybit.ly/hjdcE1

Monday, February 13, 2012

Spelled wrong!

Editor's note --  Etymology Man, who can reconstruct proto-languages in a single lexicostatistic, and who, disguised as R.L.G.JOHNSON, a mild-mannered correspondent for a mediocre newspaper, is no help when fighting a never-ending battle with hordes of giant Praying Mantises. 


 hapless folks in need of a consonant


BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! >>> Etymology man! | The Economist 

Friday, January 27, 2012

Introducing General Zod

Editor's note -- Sad and Useless: the most depressive humor site on the net presents:

Movies from an Alternative Universe!
re-imagined by Peter Stults 
Stellar! 
John Wayne at his Most Patriotic!    Spencer Tracy is Pure Kryptonite!
Clint Eastwood is a convincing menace!
--Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times


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 k. a. gardner 

Movies from an Alternate Universe -- William Shatner and Natalie Wood in "Avatar" !!  via