FLIPPANTLY FLORIDA

Spelled wrong!

2012-02-13T21:19:00.002-05:00

Editor's note -- Etymology Man, who can reconstruct proto-languages in a single lexicostatistic, and who, disguised as R.L.G.JOHNSON, a mild-mannered correspondent for a mediocre newspaper, is no help when fighting a never-ending battle with hordes of giant Praying Mantises.

hapless folks in need of a consonant

k. a. gardner @karenagardner

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! >>> Etymology man! | The Economist econ.st/ylRBGf

Introducing General Zod

2012-01-27T19:52:00.002-05:00

Editor's note -- Sad and Useless: the most depressive humor site on the net presents:

Movies from an Alternative Universe!

re-imagined by Peter Stults

Stellar!

John Wayne at his Most Patriotic! Spencer Tracy is Pure Kryptonite!
Clint Eastwood is a convincing menace!
--Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times

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karenagardner k. a. gardner

Movies from an Alternate Universe -- William Shatner and Natalie Wood in "Avatar" !! po.st/MqEeUg via @Po_st

And it's kooky!

2012-01-15T14:22:00.000-05:00

Editor's note -- To celebrate the centennial of the late, great cartoonist’s birth, Google feature on Jan. 7th a deft ghoulish “Doodle” in honor of Charles Addams, the longtime New Yorker magazine contributor who was a master of the macabre and a brilliant wit of the weird.

“I think he was so far ahead of his time by realizing that horror was funny,” Robert Mankoff, the New Yorker’s cartoon editor.

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karenagardner k. a. gardner

It's creepy! -- CHARLES ADDAMS GOOGLE DOODLE: Spooky ‘Addams Family’ logo celebrates macabre cartoonistwashingtonpost.com/blogs/comic-ri…

Giant elliptical galaxy

2012-01-09T17:01:00.000-05:00

Editors note -- NASA's "image of the day" last Tuesday was taken with Hubble's Wide Field Camera 3 in July 2010.

NASA ellaborated, "Resembling looming rain clouds on a stormy day, dark lanes of dust crisscross the giant elliptical galaxy Centaurus A."

Image Credit: NASA, ESA, and the Hubble Heritage (STScI/AURA)-ESA/Hubble Collaboration

"Centaurus A contains the closest active galactic nucleus to Earth, at a distance of just over 11 million light-years. The center is home for a supermassive black hole that ejects jets of high-speed gas into space, but neither the supermassive black hole or the jets are visible in this image."

NASA NASA

[Image of the Day] Active Galaxy Centaurus A go.nasa.gov/rubWIC #iotd

On this day

2012-01-01T18:12:00.004-05:00

Editor's note -- Emperor Julius Caeser consulted with the most prominent astronomers and mathematicians to design a calendar that aligned with the sun's orbit naming Januarius 1, 46 B.C. the first day of his Julian calendar.

Romans celebrated with sacrifices to the two-faced god Janus, decorated their homes with laurel branches and attended raucous parties.

Namesake for the Gregorian calendar

But Pope Gregory XIII reformed the calendar in 1582 because the year was too long. After 13 centuries, the vernal equinox had moved to the wrong day.

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HistoryChannel History Channel

Julius Caesar had to add 90 extra days to the year 46 B.C. when he introduced the Julian calendar. bit.ly/t9M7W4

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Vlad and Kim

2011-12-20T11:19:00.002-05:00

Editor's note -- The Washington Post feted our Dear Leader's death with a stunning pictorial of his treacherous life during possibly the worst Sunday Night Football on NBC in weeks.

Kim Jung Il dead at 69

Aug. 23, 2002 Vladimir Putin and KimJung Il "party down" in Vladivostok.

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karenagardner k. a. gardner

NEWSFLASH: #DearLeader with horribly overprocessed hair dies. @washingtonpost wants us to take a look at his life. Much better than #SNF

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En L'an 2000

2011-12-11T18:56:00.004-05:00

Editor's note -- SAD AND USELESS the most depressive humor site on the net found "Illustrations by French artist Villemard in 1910 of how he imagined the future to be in the year 2000". Unfortunately, Boing Boing already ran a Villemard post on Wed. Sept 12, 2007.

S&U's post wasn't entirely useless as it featured more than one postcard but, sadly, the blog does not have "BB's Paris liaison, Alex Boucherot, editor of
Fluctuat".

Spy Helicopters

Wars will be fought by “combat cars”.

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karenagardner k. a. gardner

World in 2000 as Predicted in 1910 | SadAndUseless.com:bit.ly/v4jwO3 via @StumbleUpon - 2011 Best #Useless blog

7 Dec Favorite Reply Delete

A Gentleman's Folly

2011-12-04T18:18:00.002-05:00

Editor's note -- Broadway Tower was designed by English architect James Wyatt as a folly for Lady Coventry in 1794. She wondered if she could see a pretend castle 22 miles away from her home. Yes. By 1799, Lady Coventry could see it clearly.

A folly is a building so extravagant that it transcends the normal range of garden ornaments.

A Gentleman's Folly, Broadway Tower by Andrew Lockie

Editor's note -- Today, Broadway Tower is an English tourist attraction located on Broadway Hill, one mile southeast of the village of Broadway, Worcestershire, at the second highest point of the Cotswolds after Cleeve Hill.

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GBritishLife Great British Life

Latest #blog Top 10 Stunning Buildings Photographs: Each week, Mary Brooks, Editor and Publisher of Great Britis... bit.ly/rS42iG

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On Bergen Street

2011-11-27T21:27:00.001-05:00

Editor's note -- Michael Kupperman has another new book. Although he says he's exhausted, he'll still make an effort to attend his own book release party in Brooklyn. Note date and time.

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MKupperman Michael Kupperman

December 9th is Thrizzle time! twitpic.com/7k9x29

26 Nov Favorite Undo Retweet Reply

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Oregon Route 212

2011-11-20T16:48:00.011-05:00

Editor's note -- Known for his dry wit, British photographer Martin Parr has long gathered amusing photos of contemporary boredom. The firetruck below serves the unincorporated community of Boring, located on Oregon Route 212 in Clackamas County.

A Boring Firetruck

Editor's note -- Boring's unincorporated community motto: An exciting place to live and work.

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karenagardner k. a. gardner

Today's Pictures: Boring! todayspictures.slate.com/20111110/via@MagnumPhotos

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Satsumas

2011-11-10T18:58:00.004-05:00

Editor's note -- Earlier this year, in April, a Chinese Sweet and Sour Rabbit recipe was included on a post about the global market for rabbit meat. Today, the Editor is featuring an "easy enough" rabbit recipe from the The Wall Street Journal by Chef Stephen Stryjewski of Cochon, a Cajun Southern-Cooking restaurant in New Orleans.

Paneed Rabbit with Citrus, Sage and Caper-Butter Sauce

Justin Walker for The Wall Street Journal,
Food Styling by Karen Evans, Prop Styling by DSM

Chef Stryjewski insists that one of the ingredients in the sauce must be the satsuma, a seedless and easy-peeling citrus mutant of Japanese origin. Jesuits brought the mutant from Asia in the 18th-century to Plaquemines Parish, Louisiana, where groves still thrive to this day.

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karenagardner k. a. gardner

Paneed Rabbit With Citrus, Sage and Caper-Butter Sauce on.wsj.com/ujQB2b via @WSJ -- "Sweet, salty and fragrant, the sauce..."

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Wheat, n.

2011-11-02T22:24:00.009-04:00

Editor's note -- The Guardian's Mind Your Language blog praised Ambrose Bierce on Friday for still being wise and witty after 100 years on the occasion of the centennial anniversary of his relatively famous lexicon, "The Devil's Dictionary".

The Mind Your Language blog forgot to mention that Ambrose Bierce's relatively famous short story, "An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge", is coincidentally celebrating its 120th anniversary of publication.

The Guardian's blogger alphabetically listed his favorite D.D. definitions, of which the Editor's favorite is...

Famous, adj., Conspicuously miserable

Editor's note --The guy from The Economist's Johnson blog tweeted his favorite Guardian blogger's favorite D.D. definition which is, ambiguously, about whiskey or perhaps bread.

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lanegreene Robert Lane Greene

by karenagardner

Wheat: A cereal from which a tolerably good whiskey can with some difficulty be made, and which is also used for bread bit .ly/u3TmBd

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Not Man Ray

2011-10-27T02:10:00.006-04:00

Editor's note -- Roger "I dunno" Ebert didn't know this is a picture of a guy holding a headless action figure while standing next to a bizarrely-dressed mannequin.

It's not easy to recognize Salvadore Dali because his mustache is normal-looking.

Editor's note -- The guy holding the action figure is Salvatore Dali. The Editor assumes that Man Ray took the picture because they were friends and did weird things together.

ebertchicago Roger Ebert

by karenagardner

Photo for 10/25 of I dunno what: bit.ly/rBfMxz

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Comic book characters

2011-10-16T20:08:00.008-04:00

Editor's note -- Michael Kupperman went to New York Comic Con 2011 this weekend dressed in a Mark Twain costume. He had his picture taken with Beetlejuice, Solomon Grundy, Big Bird and a Wookie.

"It was more fun than being just a guy and making small talk. Like being a character at Disneyland," said Mark Twain.
(photo by Alex Cox)

Editor's note -- Here is a picture of Michael Kupperman in a Mark Twain costume with Beetlejuice. Michael was at NY Com Con 2011 to promote his new graphic novel THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF MARK TWAIN 1910 - 2010.

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MKupperman Michael Kupperman

by karenagardner

Photographs of today's madness! tinyurl.com/3e3j2gu

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Eliminated

2011-10-05T20:34:00.007-04:00

Editor's note -- The New York Yankees wanted its twitter followers to retweet this picture so they could go Back to the Bronx on Thursday for Game 5 against the Detroit Tigers.

Russell Martin is excited

Editor's note -- Twitter followers of the New York Yankees anticipate the Detroit Tigers are already wishing they hadn't gone Back to the Bronx on Thursday.

Yankees New York Yankees

by KarenAGardner

RT this amazing Russell Martin photo if you think Yankees will hang on tonight. #BacktotheBronx pic.twitter.com/M20PljsZ

Footnote to History: Unfortunately, it was the Yankees who were eliminated from ALDS because A-Rod struck out. The Editor wishes the Tigers well in their quest to obliterate the Rangers.

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Honky Tonk Woman

2011-09-28T00:07:00.002-04:00

Editor's note -- In which Roger Ebert is unaware this is a picture of Mick Jagger in drag.

Editor's note -- Maybe, Roger. It all depends on who you think it is.

ebertchicago Roger Ebert

by KarenAGardner

Photo for 9/28: Is this who I think it is? bit.ly/nIxapp

Shooters

2011-09-26T02:25:00.003-04:00

Editor's note -- If an Iowa City nerd doesn't know what to do on Bourbon Street on a Friday night, then it isn't a good idea to let everyone know.

Editor's note -- As I've said, try oysters raw at Acme. Or if you just want crappy food, go to Pat O'Briens and have a Hurricane instead.

willwilkinson Will Wilkinson

@KarenAGardner I didn't know, honest. Anyhow, aren't oysters aphrodisiacal? And aren't there enough kids in this lousy world? Why risk it?

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Covert cat?

2011-09-17T19:35:00.002-04:00

Editor's note -- Author and former CIA Agent Larry J. Kolb relayed this picture of a short man conferring with a suspiciously tall cat to Roger Ebert's Journal.

Editor's note -- As it turns out the cat was not an undercover spy in a covert operation, but was simply overly tall.

ebertchicago Roger Ebert

by KarenAGardner

Photo for 9/9 of a tall cat: bit.ly/mWIWis

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Nay, Matey!

2011-09-08T16:35:00.005-04:00

Editor's note -- Shiver Me Timbers is a Carribbean- based Talk Like A Pirate Day countdown clock. It's twitter name is @pirateday.

Everyday @pirateday tweets "Nay, Matey" and how many days are left to Sept. 19th with the image below:

[image not available anymore!?!]

Editor's note -- As of today, there are 10 days left to Talk Like A Pirate Day.

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KarenAGardner k. a. gardner

Note to self: Now only 10 days. RT @pirateday: Nay, matey! There still be 11 days till #TLAPD - tinyurl.com/kjw7qf

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County Fair

2011-08-30T13:20:00.006-04:00

Editor's note -- Michael Kupperman went to the Brooklyn County Fair in Connecticut last weekend. He took pictures of cows, turkeys, chickens and several Angora rabbits in a cage...

Editor's note -- He visited a snack booth and ordered a 32 oz. Sprite and Fried Twinkies. Then he went home.

KarenAGardner k. a. gardner

Here is a picture @MKupperman took of a fried Oreos and fried Twinkies sign. twitpic.com/6br50n

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Vacation Postcard

2011-08-21T19:03:00.001-04:00

Editor's note -- The President should be advised that lime-green Slurpees are ill flavored. Slurpees that are rosy in hue are better digested.

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KarenAGardner k. a. gardner

This is frikkin hilarious! I am so bored with Obama that I appreciate he eats Slurpees in August @ bit.ly/owpfvx #ObamaGetAway

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Unfortunate event.

2011-08-16T22:09:00.003-04:00

Editor's note -- While Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sun-Times claims this photo was taken today, the Editor seriously doubts it. Her shoes and anklets are circa 1951.

Mount Prospect teen holds dislocated head on a picnic table for 60 years.

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ebertchicago Roger Ebert

by KarenAGardner

Today's photo of an Unfortunate Event: bit.ly/ov98UG

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Imagine that

2011-08-11T16:00:00.005-04:00

Editor's note -- At the Flipped Again blog, Weirsdo, of Stuffed Animal Tales prefers Aubrey Beardsley's LYSISTRATA in its entirety to the more subdued version below.

KarenAGardner k. a. gardner

Special post for Weirsdo http://wp.me/ptueX-AG

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A sorry state

2011-08-07T14:42:00.001-04:00

Editor's note -- Florida State University asks if Jim Morrison's parents will be sufficiently interested in the rock legend's future.

Editor's note --Jim Morrison's future at Florida State University: Arrested for public drunkenness at ACC football game.

floridastate Florida State

See Jim Morrison as you've never seen him before in this 1964 #FSU promo http://bit.ly/JimMorrisonFSU

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Old and Rusty

2011-07-30T22:24:00.002-04:00

Editor's note -- al-Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri criticized road and bridges in the United States on Thursday, according to The Onion.

Ayman al-Zawahiri criticizing U.S. bridges

"We want to turn your bridges into rubble, but if we claimed credit for making them collapse, nobody would ever believe us.

"We'd really just be doing you a favor because then you'd actually have to rebuild them," al-Zawahiri added.

KarenAGardner k. a. gardner

via @TheOnion - Al-Qaeda Claims U.S. Mass Trans. Infrastructure Must Drastically Improve Before Any Terrorist Attacks onion.com/n9Q6Me

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Tick. Tock.

2011-07-23T15:08:00.005-04:00

Editor's note -- The guy from the Infectious Greed blog gloated at WSJ's contradiction in headlines yesterday.

"Mind your own beeswax Kedrosky,"
WSJ fired back. "Our Futile Headline as of 12:41 p.m. is Talks on Debt Resume!"

"Cute"

pkedrosky Paul Kedrosky

by KarenAGardner

This is cute: WSJ can't keep up and has contradictory adjacent headlines on US debt dance. http://twitpic.com/5u8m8d

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Nerd

2011-07-16T16:25:00.003-04:00

Editor's note -- The Wall Street Journal ran a compilation of news stories on July 14th. The featured news story was about Psychodrama Queens.

The WSJ thought Paul Krugman was a nerd because he said anyone who didn't read his blog was an ignoramus.

Krugman at Brooklyn Book Festival

Editor's note -- Krugman used to read Isaac Asimov's Foundation science-fiction novels about scientists in the future using psychohistory to save civilization.

The Editor can only assume this is why he made up the name Psychodrama Queens for his July12th blog post.

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WSJopinion Opinion Journal

by KarenAGardner

Best of the Web Today: Revenge of the Nerds?: The political dangers of an intellectually superior attitude. http://on.wsj.com/qoGcJv

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Anniversary Aves

2011-07-09T17:25:00.003-04:00

Editor's note -- Raven Smith at AnOther Magazine loved Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds Barbie Doll about a week ago. Barbie is portraying Tippie Hedren portraying Melanie Daniels being attacked by black birds that are either crows or ravens.

Editor's note -- Mattel, Inc. made the The Birds Barbie Doll for the 45th anniversary of The Birds in 2008. Below is a picture of what she looks like in the box. Amazon sells The Birds Barbie Doll for ~~$99.42~~ $99.99...

The Editor is not sure why Raven Smith at AnOther Magazine all of a sudden loved Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds Barbie Doll a week ago, but wishes the doll a Happy 48th Anniversary anyway!!

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KarenAGardner k. a. gardner

ALFRED HITCHCOCK’S “THE BIRDS” THEMED BARBIE DOLL bit.ly/kBquuk from @AnOtherMagazine -- Mattel, Inc. celebrates movie's 45th anniv.

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The day after

2011-07-05T21:45:00.001-04:00

Editor's note -- Once again, Paul Krugman is wrong. And somewhat delusional. Perhaps he had too many libations at Fourth of July celebratory festivities.

"I realized that a Yiddish song
performed by three Greek sisters
is what America is all about,"
Krugman slurred.

(Your video is a nice slice of Americana. I'll give you that much.)

NYTimeskrugman Paul Krugman

by KarenAGardner

Music for the Fourth of July http://nyti.ms/mDEaEc

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Freedom from Like

2011-07-04T12:21:00.001-04:00

Editor's note -- In defiance of the Wall Street Journal, the Editor has indeed tweeted its article. They should be pleased to learn, however, that it was not well-liked enough to merit a "like" on the Editor's Facebook page.

"Rise up against the tyranny of the 'Like' button,"
said the WSJ.

KarenAGardner k. a. gardner

"And please, despite what I said earlier, do not tweet, like ..." @WSJ.com - The Insidious Evils of 'Like' Culture on.wsj.com/lHwk6M

Happy Independence Day 2011!

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No. Bullshit.

2011-06-27T16:34:00.004-04:00

Editor's note -- Apparently, The Holy Roman Empire asked the village of Castrillo de Murcia to think up the dumbest idea it could as an alternative to baptism on June 26, 1620.

Israel Lopez / AP

A man dressed up as the devil jumps over babies lying on a mattress in the street during 'El Colacho', the 'baby jumping festival' on June 26, in the village of Castrillo de Murcia, near Burgos, Spain. Baby jumping is a traditional Spanish practice dating back to 1620 that takes place annually to celebrate the Catholic feast of Corpus Christi.

During the act - known as El Salto del Colacho (the devil's jump) or simply "El Colacho" men dressed as the Devil (known as the Colacho) jump the babies to take the evil from those born the last twelve months of the year as they lie on mattresses in the street.

KarenAGardner k. a. gardner

"Man dressed as the Devil" !?! RT @pourmecoffee WTF? "Spanish celebrate the feast of Corpus Christi with baby jumping"bit.ly/k1YA52

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UPDATE: The Editor is grateful to Mr James Hovendick of Houston, Texas for his expertise on El Salto del Colacho:

"The Pope 'frowns' on the Baby Jumping festival now, since 2009," he says.

ANOTHER UPDATE: Mr Jim, and, I assume Mrs Jim, live in Montgomery, Texas, NOT Houston. As a personal anecdote, I'll add that I have relatives (on my father's side) who used to live in Katy, Texas but now live in an assisted living community in Houston.

FOR THE RECORD: Mr Hovendick would also add that, "Google had more about the festival than I could read in the time I had. I just wanted to share a bit."

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Israel Lopez / AP

"Victim's plight"

2011-06-24T21:39:00.013-04:00

Editor's note -- The Onion ~ American's Finest News Source announced on Wednesday it was ignored by the Pulitzer Committee.

TheOnion The Onion

by KarenAGardner

Infographic: Onion Ignored By Pulitzer Committee #Onion1000 http://onion.com/jTFYMV

The Editor disagrees with reason #8. The board is not a "Bunch of babies pooping in their baby diapers."

SAN FERNANDO, MEXICO—In an effort to better connect with the men and women murdered by the Zetas drug cartel, Josh Sullivan, an investigative reporter for The Onion, eschewed modern conveniences and the comforts of home for a month, going undercover and posing as a corpse in a mass grave to gain an intimate understanding of the victims’ plight.

Editor's note -- It's widely acknowledged by the news industry that Mr Sullivan of The Onion was snubbed for a Pulitzer Prize in the category of:

Specialized Investigative Reporting on Deadline.

KarenAGardner k. a. gardner

via @TheOnion - Reporter Spends Month Undercover In Mass Grave onion.com/iK2fRo #OnionPulitzer

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Cheeky grin

2011-06-17T19:44:00.001-04:00

Editor's note -- Thanks to @pourmecoffee for sending the Editor her own picture of the day that he found in the Telegraph's Animal Pictures of the week: 17 June 2011

"Flying mammal's cheeky grin," said the Telegraph.

Robertus Sudiatmoko, who took the photo near his home in Jakarta, Indonesia, said:

"I was so happy when I realised one of them showed the bat smiling."

pourmecoffee pourmecoffee

by KarenAGardner

Your photo of the day. http://bit.ly/maErjT

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Backyard invasion

2011-06-12T17:51:00.002-04:00

Editor's note -- A Georgia resident remains unconvinced by WSJ's ode to weeds. Kevin Brown will never love Poison ivy or Kudzo.

"I'll defend my backyard from their advances," Brown avowed. "By any means!"

KarenAGardner k. a. gardner

WSJ.com - Why We Must Learn to Love Weeds on.wsj.com/iV0QOB -- their cussedness and refusal to play by our rules makes them subversive?

Dunwoody resident Kevin Brown's backyard? (photo Grant Heilman)
Editor's note -- (AP) Herd of sheep eat invasive Kudzo in Mr Brown's backyard, but only after they finish off the poison ivy, said local Shepard.

KarenAGardner k. a. gardner

Kudzu-loving sheep deployed in Georgia | jacksonville.com -bit.ly/mNldvq via @jaxdotcom --

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Isaac's manuscript

2011-06-03T14:37:00.003-04:00

Editor's note -- Ptak Science Books announced several days ago that Isaac Newton confessed to 47 sins in the "extraordinary work known as the Fitzwilliam Manuscript"

Editor's note -- The Storer family was not well-liked by Isaac. In addition to stealing cherry cobs from Eduard, he admits to "Beating Arthur Storer."

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KarenAGardner k. a. gardner

"Stealing cherry cobs from Eduard Storer" RT @ptak The 47 sins of Isaac Newton recorded by himself, 1662. #hist #physics http://ow.ly/56gOo

KarenAGardner k. a. gardner

"Denying that I did so" RT @ptak The 47 sins of Isaac Newton recorded by himself, 1662. #hist #physics http://ow.ly/56gOo

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Sky Scooters

2011-05-29T16:11:00.001-04:00

Editor's note -- This experimental Social Media feature article is not altered news via twitter.

Jet Ski Thingies

Karen A. Gardner

Streetcars and more! | Flipside. Florida.
www.flipsideflorida.com
JACKSONVILLE — There have been a number fast-moving developments at Jacksonville Transit Authority (JTA) of late, most importantly, the City Council approved a “2030 Mobility Plan and Fee” for the Northeast Florida multi-modal transit network on May 24th.

Thursday at 4:03pm · · · Share

Patty Lamb ‎2030? Do you have plans to ride it then?
Friday at 2:44pm ·

Karen A. Gardner I plan to own a chair-on-wheels in 2030.
3 hours ago ·

Patty Lamb By then, maybe like a water jet sky but fly around in the air.
2 hours ago ·

Patty Lamb I mean jet ski thingy
2 hours ago ·

Karen A. Gardner Maybe everyone will have their own lunar landers, too.
about an hour ago ·

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FLIPPANTLY FLORIDA

Spelled wrong!

Introducing General Zod

And it's kooky!

Giant elliptical galaxy

On this day

Vlad and Kim

En L'an 2000

A Gentleman's Folly

On Bergen Street

Oregon Route 212

Satsumas

Paneed Rabbit with Citrus, Sage and Caper-Butter Sauce

Wheat, n.

Not Man Ray

Comic book characters

Eliminated

Honky Tonk Woman

Shooters

Covert cat?

Nay, Matey!

County Fair

Vacation Postcard

Unfortunate event.

Imagine that

A sorry state

Old and Rusty

Tick. Tock.

Nerd

Anniversary Aves

The day after

Freedom from Like

No. Bullshit.

"Victim's plight"

Cheeky grin

Backyard invasion

Isaac's manuscript

Sky Scooters

Editor's note -- This experimental Social Media feature article is not altered news via twitter. Jet Ski ThingiesKaren A. Gardner

Editor's note -- This experimental Social Media feature article is not altered news via twitter.

Jet Ski Thingies

Karen A. Gardner